Jan 30, 2007

we abriev












sing three blind mice but with these lyrics. julia gave me the turkey dinner version but then we made it was better. thank you julia and same for all your help with we abriev.

human dinner, human dinner
gather round, gather round
who will eat the rib cage
yummy yummy yum cage
all sit down, all sit down

brainstem muffin
bloody stffing
rotting thigh, ten feet high
everyone was thinner
till we came to dinner
me oh my, pass the eye

and another

short dress
hot mess
fuck stree
no rest
hate me
eww wee


aly aka kkk... YourTheBomb@YourMom.com

Jan 25, 2007

need a new job



moving

I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

i need a new job

Some ask me questions
Why am I so real
But they don't understand me
I really don't know the deal
About a brother trying hard to make it right
Not long ago before
I won this fight sing
Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live (Tell me why)
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions oh
That's my prerogative

boys boys boys

i started a rap group the other day
our name is we abriev
we are goign to blow up on the space
yoms. noms.
its me and leo he is almost here
we are goign to smoke a blung, make me a sick resume, and shave his head
leos a babe with short hair
we are the best rap gang evs.

Jan 19, 2007

mr.trump got a star on the hollywood walk of fame... bull shit

the other day at scott and justins they had half sour pickles and when i saw the pickles they looked whole to me so i asked sdney what was the deal and she told me how the sour ment not fully sour, just half sour.

today i relised how queens name is queen and thats its silly cause they really like fat bottom boys

sUpEr smArt award for me


sneakers are what i need for my silly dreams

silly dreams are where i will wear my fly kicks

blahhhh

bees flies (fruit ones) mosquito h.m.s. shagatsea


happy birthday leo

lindsey lohan is in rehab

Jan 15, 2007

get baked... goods

Get chipfaced
According to a little old lady we know, Geoff and Drew’s moist, chewy, chocolaty chunks of bliss are “so fucking good that they’ve negated all the years of my life I spent attempting to bake cookies half as good.” Little old ladies can be such buzzkills. In any case, Geoff and Drew do same-day cookie deliveries for most of Boston; call them (or chat live online with a cookie consultant) and discover what insanely awesome news this is. [Geoff and Drew’s Cookie Delivery, 866.437.3928. geoffanddrews.com]

Jan 11, 2007

worst morning ever






car tow $$$$, parking tickets$$$$, parking in the city$$$$$... but on the bright side when i did get to work 3 hours late, i sold two pairs of the underwear (bellow) SOOO UGG. (aj and i love to abriev) and won a bet with sydney for a free sushi... holler and dinner was good