my art. me.

jay harris crosses his legs cause denim rules... and i sleep on bubble rap

late night questions..; litterly

two nights ago i got into bed and was almost asleep after my 30 hour work day (umm days are 24 hours so clearly i needed rest) and i started thinking about conan... so i had a few questions and gaeland couldnt anser them

1. when conan takes over the tonight show will it be in nyc or burbank, cause conan is like totally east coast. totally

2. will max stay with conan cause i love max (side note when i asked gaeland that question she informed me he was the former drummer for the e street band... i love bruce)

3. what will happen to year 2000 and the bear that humps things? will they be part of the show?

blogger beta gone red

ummm i was first

uesday got out of work, went to scott and justins, played a nasty game of pool, scott had set up all his crazy ebay collection of shit (my favs are latkes lary and farting president bush). smoked a blunt that looked more like a cigar and made pasta with tomoato sauce. it took 45 min and justin asked if we had ever made pasta before. i said not under these conditions. slept at gaelans house (Gaelan Gowdy-Chase has always had a passion for music, writing, and all things Jewish. Although her father is an Episcopalian priest, her family is nothing like 7th Heaven . In fact, her parents have been telling her for years to find a nice Jewish boy. Gaelan can't wait to quit her job and follow Matisyahu around the country.)

wednesday woke up at 7:00 for, went to starbucks for coffee, walking down the stairs across the street from our coffee a dog came running up to us (super clean, so cute, 2 collars, no tag) newton doesnt have stray dogs running up and down streets so gaelan grabbed a leash out of her car (who has a leash in a car) and we called animal controll and the po po and it turns out the dogs owner had been looking for him in the woods all morning. we left the dog with gaelans new girl friend aka a starbucks butch worker and ran off to the cookies. worked all day. went back to gealans and slept.

thursday went to starbicks and got the leash back from gaelans girl friend. went to barry's deli (growing up the harris fam had barrys for lunch and new garden for dinner... china food yay... every sunday...oy vey what jews) got lunch. got paid. and spent the last 2 hours trying to thing of the lyrics to mmm bop after finding out hanson is coming out with a new cd. all i can remember is "been in to many relation ships in this life only one or two will last" almost done with work. and have to get back to work but first need to find out the lyrics and gaelan wrote for jvibe and i love it... and if you google her it comes up... i wanna come up via google...http://www.jvibe.com/realife/priests_daughter.shtml

You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You're going through all this pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
And they're gone so fast
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care

Mmm bop, ba du ba dopBa du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dopDu be dop, ah, doo.
Yeah,
Mmm bop, ba du ba dopBa du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dopDu be dop, ah, doo.
Yeah,

In an mmm bop, they're gone
Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows


Mmm bop, ba du ba dopBa du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dopDu be dop, ah, doo.
Yeah,
Mmm bop, ba du ba dopBa du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dopDu be dop, ah, doo.
Yeah,

In an mmmbop they're gone.
In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone.
In an mmmbop they're not there
Until you lose your hair.
But you don't care.

Mmm bop, ba du ba dopBa du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dopDu be dop, ah, doo.
Yeah,
Mmm bop, ba du ba dopBa du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dopDu be dop, ah, doo.
Yeah,

Can you tell me?
Night came but you don't know.
Can you tell me?
You say you can but you don't know.
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose?
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me?
You say you can but you don't know.
No one knows

Mmm bop, ba du ba dopBa du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dopDu be dop, ah, doo. Yeah,Mmm bop, ba du ba dopBa du ba dop, Du be du ba du be dopDu be dop, ah, doo. Yeah,

and

its ten o'clock do you know where your children are

once i start i dont stop
adderall is more stronger than cocaine
lost lost lost
andrew broke my comment virginity
i would like to thank him
yet i still wait for luke perry
lost lost lost
the smell of cookies make me sick
the smell of brownies make me ill
spelling is over radar and rated
so is "doing it"
take a stance against violence and the norm
cause norm is a weird man


i am dyslexia not dyslexic... and sleepy

ya nom a na me me

yoms

p.s. i am sorry to both jessie and sydney of my bad friendness i suck and am overworked/ underpaid/ a bitch/ stoner

p.p.s. if you do drugs you can move things with your brain smoke weed smoke pot smoke love

doctor klein explains why hartford sucks

gone red

i have gone red in honor of both myspace and bono

cause what they do i do

and also oprah's gone red

and what she does i do

and vanessa i hate who you hate

ps i love to abrive

sweet mummy arms
oh thanks you like them i made them out of vanessa former pant legs
whose vanessa
ya know vanessa that girl who does the sick nasty keg stands
duh obvi i know her
umm ya shes my best friend

buy for me thanks... and wish me luck on my current ebay bid for floral doc martens

i love my friends

dear a.j. dump your boyfriend and move to boston pronto. here is why. love aly