Wait...
Ummm...
Did someone spill a glass of "emo"?
DingDong.
OH FUCK. ROOM SERVICE.
SCUFFLE.
LUX AND TRIXI LEAP TOWARDS THE BATHROOM NAKED.
LUX GETS IN.
LUX SLAMS THE DOOR LEAVING TRIXI WITH NOTHING BUT A THONG AND HUNGER PAINS.
KnockKnock. "room service".
"sorry ahh ahh, just one second pleaseee".
TRIXI FINDS HER PEA COAT.
HER PEA COAT IS QUITE SHORT.
FUCK.
"sorry im coming"
SHIT. TRIXI OPENS THE DOOR AND TRIES NOT TO MOVE.
(laughing sounds echo out of the locked bathroom)
"come in"
THE DOOR IS JAMMED.
"oh sorry i think its caught on my chanel flat, we dont want to run over that, now do we?"
TRIXI SLOWLY MOVES, TRYING TO PICK UP THE SHOE WITHOUT PUTTING ON A SHOW.
UNSUCCESSFUL.
TRIXI BLUSHES AND STARTS TO GIGGLE AWKWARDLY.
THE MAN LEAVES.
LUX COMES OUT OF HER HIDE AWAY.
HYSTERICALLY CACKLING.
RUNS TO THE DOOR AND YELLS TO THE MAN "TOLD YOU, WE WOULD GET YOU NEXT TIME".
LAUGHS A PLENTY
LUX: "yum,this apple thing is soooooo good"
TRIXI: "save me some i just wanna hang up my jacket"
LUX: EVIL GIGGLE "ok i will try"
TRIXI COMES OVER AND SITS ON THE BED
TRIXI: "There is only one coffee mug"
LUX: "i will just call them to bring another one"
TRIXI: "its fine i will just use this thing"
LUX: "ok"
TRIXI: "they forgot the ice water...whatever, pass the Evian, what happened to all the apple?"
LUX: GIGGLE
TRIXI: "this apple is so good! careful miss crumblelina i have to sleep on this tonight"
LUX: "i caught it" sticks the crumbs in her mouth
TRIXI: "i catch things"
Apparently beacause...
My lady showing me what brings all the boys to the yard.
Isn't she just absolutely wicked!!
Sometimes my lady makes me laugh so hard, i fall down hard.
Mascara Runneth Over!!! TeArS tEaRs TeArS!!!!
Strech sssSSSTTttrreeeccCCHHhhhh Strech
We are really flexible! I take an adult gymnastic class, i am sure you can tell.
Stretch sssSSSTTttrreeeccCCHHhhhh Strech
Ok girls, your doing great, this time try and Stretch in to a Strip! Good work Trixi, I know the dress is tight but just keep on tuggen and you will get it off. ok now Lux, I am going to need you to do the same thing.
That was ToTaLLy emo.
What does "emo" mean?
Kyle said...
"you guys are all fucking idiots, no human has a fucking bar code so no human deserves a label, "emo" "goth" "jock" "prep" "punk" whatever the fuck you want to call someone they're still a person not a piece of plastic on a shelf, get a fucking life."
"And "emo" means emotional, when you're calling someone "emo" it's an insult saying that they're constantly depressed or have emotional problems (which may be true) but you don't know their life so FUCK OFF!" - Kyle
now i remember why my therapist told me to invest in waterproof mascara.
j.k.
it was my sister who told me
