ok so look she will never be the lady in the mink with a large shiny rhinestone brooch and long red nails on her long pale alien finger hands glimmering with rings and leopard platform heals (matching dress) and hello kitty lunch bag used as a purse getting out of her chauffeured pink roles royce and i just cant imagine a future without that.
must repeat list not once but TWICE for IMPACT...
i mean really reggee? really are you sure about that
pissed about tommy james and the shondells cause i used to love the song crimson and clover.
i have a feeling that when i hear it now i am goign to have a sudden urge to UPCHUCK.
and second for impact...
FAVORITE: REGINA SPEKTOR?
really???
i like reginas music its cool but favorite umm babes maybe you should rethink that. and i use the word babes in the most condescending way possible...
the positives:
he cheated on you.
i kissed a girl and i liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick, and by that i mean it felt so wrong but it felt so right.
i look really good naked. if you want i will provide photo evidence (please contact via email or sext message). i use lotion and exfoliate nearly every day. do you know what it is like to touch baby soft skin. i have the best dance moves and i am 100% domesticated. sometimes i use oil when i get out of the tub and i have a new lotion that is in the form of a bar. god i just love when i get out of the tub and lube up and cant touch anything for hours!
once your a wild cat, always a wild cat! HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL IN THEATERS TODAY!!!!!!!
i am really really well dressed. "Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"? " (please disregard the blue ensemble from the other day... but there was something about it that i kinda liked but couldn't put my finger on)
ummm fetish? like a food fetish? ya totally i am like a really good cook!
#1
"you were always on my mind" or in the back of it or on the back of it.
did i mention i can read brail? hello boys!
blow.jobs.in.circles.around.you.who.
sarcasm
in the end. i have lost all hope. but its reality. i could never get what i feel like i deserve or need. get over it. sad but true.
i got my new hello kitty credit card in the mail.
i should cut up and throw away my old one.
harder said then done.
poor thing is crazy while we are carved in a park bench. a PARK bench.
look at him go he is like a hummingbird
: )
at least this documentary about cryptozoology is on. nessie.
truth or dare
truth
mitch you goodball thats not how it works
you drive me crazy-b.s.