Aug 26, 2008

developments.

in bed with the enemy or is it sleeping with the enemy?



betsey johnson is my idle. i love her hair. i love love love her clothing (1990's was a good good decade for the lady). i love crushed velvet. i love velvet. i love leopard. i love her hair. i love her cart wheels. i bet she would be a real hoot. betset johnson your all right with me.

momma got a new pair of shoes.

like butttahhh.

Aug 25, 2008

too depressed to masterbate



because of all the bad stuff i feel sad when i am happy.

guilt?

not that the happy has been coming that often but the little joys in life like clothing and food and friends and other materialistic things just dont have the same effect on me that they used to.

reality?

no.

ijust.ijust.ijust.ijustwanttocryandforittobeover.

but not over over.to get threw it and for it to be better.


now the crazy comes.

its been coming to often.

will you be there for me if something really bad happens?

dont look at me like that.

babbblllleee......


i dont want to be a control freak.

i just want the people i care about the be the most healthy they can be.








ps i want my fucking candy by 4:00pm sunday, im leaving town!

Aug 12, 2008

jessie sent me the best link ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_monsters


Aboriginal Folklore
Bunyip
Mimi
Muldjewangk
Yara-ma-yha-who
Yowie
Drop bear
The Great Boo

Anglo-Saxon Mythology
Dragon
Grendel
Goblin
Imp
Hag
Kraken
Ogre
Sea serpent
Wraith
Wyvern
Wurm

British Folklore
Black Annis
Black Dog / Black Shuck / Barghest
Bugbear
Grindylow/Jenny Greenteeth/Peg Powler
Jack-In-Irons
Lubber fiend
Medieval revenant
Owlman
Questing Beast
Sceadugenga
Spring Heeled Jack
Wibbly Woo

Celtic Mythology
Balor
Banshee
Bloody Bones
Buggane
Clurichaun
Dullahan
Fomorian
Fuath
Kelpie
Leprechaun
Loch Ness Monster or Nessie
Selkie
Teggie
Water leaper
Y Ddraig Goch, the Welsh dragon

Chinese Mythology
Azure Dragon
Bai Gu Jing
Bai Ze
Black Tortoise
Chinese Dragon
Dragon King
Dragon Turtle
Dragon of the Zodiac
Fei Lian
Fenghuang
Fucanglong
Huli jing
Jiang Shi
Jiaolong
Jingwei
Kui
Long Mu
Luduan
Madame White Snake
Mogwai
Nian
Nine-headed Bird
Niu Mo Wang
Ox-Head and Horse-Face
Panlong
Peng
Penghou
Pig Dragon
Pixiu
Qilin
Rui Shi
Sha Wujing
Shenlong
Sun Wukong
Taotie
Tiangou
Tianlong
Vermilion Bird
Water Monkey
White Tiger
Xing Tian
Yaoguai
Yinglong
Zhu Bajie

Egyptian Mythology
Ammit
Amut
Duat
Mummy
Phoenix
Sphinx

French Folklore
Beast of Gévaudan
Bugul Noz
Gargouille
Les Lavandières
Matagot
Sea monk
Tarasque
La Velue
Yan-gant-y-tan

Germanic Mythology
Erlking
Doppelgänger
Drude
Kobold
Krampus
Lidérc
Lindworm
Mephistopheles
Nachzehrer
Ördög

Greek Mythology
Alastor
Amphisbaena
Athos
Centaur
Cerberus
Charon
Charybdis
Chimera
Cyclops
Dryad
Echidna
Empusa
Gigantes
Gorgon
Harpy
Hecatonchires
Hippocamp
Kallikantzaros
Karkinos
Ladon
Lamia
Hydra
Medusa
Minotaur
Nemean Lion
Pegasus
Python
Satyr
Scylla
Siren
Talos
Typhon

Himalayan Folklore
Yeti

Hindu Religion
Bhutas
Daitya
Garuda
Naga
Pishacha
Rakshasa
Shesha
Vetala
Vinayakas
Yaksha

Japanese Mythology
Abura-akago
Akaname
Azukiarai
Baku (spirit)
Byakko
Chōchinobake
Futakuchi-onna
Gashadokuro
Genbu
Hannya
Hitodama
Inugami
Ittan-momen
Jikininki
Jinmenju
Kappa
Kasa-obake
Kitsune
Kuchisake-onna
Mokumokuren
Noppera-bō
Nue
Nurikabe
Oni
Raiju
Rokurokubi
Seiryū
Shinigami
Suzaku
Tanuki
Tengu
Tsurube-otoshi
Umibōzu
Ushi-oni
Uwan
Wanyūdō
Yama-uba
Yamata no Orochi
Yuki-onna
Yuurei

Judeo-Christianity Religion
Abaddon
Adramelech
Apollyon
Beelzebub
Behemoth
Golem
Legion
Leviathan
Lucifer
Rahab
Samael
Satan
Terrible Monster
Ziz

Thai/Laotian Folklore
Banana Leaf Ghost
Nyuk (Ogre)
Pi Boph
Pi Kasu
Serkahn

Latin American Folklore (Caribbean, Central America & South America)
Bestial beast
El Cadejo
Ciguapa
El Chupacabra
Cuca/Cuco/Cucuy
El Duende
Duppy
El Jacho
Headless Mule
La Llorona
El Lobison
Mapinguari
Mohan
El Nahual
Patasola/Sayona/Tunda
La Siguanaba
El Sombreron
Tigre capiango (were-jaguar)
La Tulivieja
Umita
Zombie




Aztec myth
Ahuizotl
Cihuateteo
Cipactli
Chaneque
Xtabay

Chilota myth
Basilisco Chilote
Camahueto
Cuchivilu
Fiura
Invunche
Trauco

Guaraní myth
Ao Ao
Jasy Jaterei
Kurupí las Doce
Luison
Mbói Tu'ĩ
Moñái
Pombero
Teju Jagua

Mapuche myth
Cherufe
Chonchon
Colo Colo
Peuchen

Maya myth
Huay Chivo
Huay Cot
Huay Pek

Medieval European Beastiary and Heraldic Beasts
Alphyn
Amphiptere
Basilisk
Bonnacon
Catoblepas
Cockatrice
Crocotta
Dragon
Enfield beast
Mandrake
Melusine
Ouroboros
Peryton
Woodwose
Yale
Ypotryll

Mesopotamian myth
Asag
Humbaba
Kur
Lamastu
Pazuzu
Rabisu
Tiamat

Islamic Mythology
Al-mi'raj
Buraq
Falak
Genie
Ifrit
Marid

Pre-Islamic mythology
Bahamut
Ghoul
Sandwalker
Kuyutha

Norse Mythology
Fafnir
Fenrir (Fenrisulfr)
Hafgufa (Kraken)
Jörmungandr
Lyngbakr (Kraken)
Níðhöggr

North American Folklore
Axehandle hound
Bennington Monster
Bigfoot
Black-Eyed Kids (BEKs)
Boogeyman
Boo Hag
Champ
Deer Woman
Dover Demon
Flatwoods Monster
Gremlin
Greys
Hidebehind
Hodag
Jersey Devil
Loveland frog
Lusca
Montauk Monster[1]
Mothman
Ogopogo
Pedro Mountains Mummy
Piasa
Shadow people
Squonk
Tailypo
Thunderbird
Tizheruk
Tsiatko
Underwater panther
Wampus Cat
Wendigo

Persian Mythology
Fulad-zereh
Hadhayosh
Homa
Karkadann
Manticore
Roc
Simurgh
Zahhak

Occult Mythology

Amdusias (67)
Andras (63)
Astaroth (29)
Baal (1)
Berith (28)
Bifrons (46)
Buer (10)
Crocell (49)
Decarabia (69)
Eligos (15)
Forneus (30)
Gaap (33)
Glasya-Labolas (25)
Leraje (14)
Malphas (39)
Ose (57)
Stolas (36)
Vapula (60)
Vassago (3)

Thelema and Enochian Magic
Aiwass
Choronzon

Southeast Asian folklore

Á Bao A Qu
Aswang
Jenglot
Kapre
Leyak
Manananggal
Orang minyak
Pelesit
Pugot
Pontianak/Langsuir
Tikbalang
Toyol

Oceanean folklore
Taotao Mona

Scandinavian Mythology
Church Grim
Draug
Gulon
Mara
Myling
Troll

Scottish Folklore
Bean Nighe
Bodach
Bogle
The Burry Man
Each uisge
Eachy
Fachen
Redcap
Monster of Glamis
Morag
Nuckelavee
Loch Ness Monster
Trow
Wirry-cow

Slavic Mythology
Ala (Hala)
Baba Yaga
Bagiennik
Bukavac
Domovoi
Drekavac
Hiisi
Kikimora
Koschei
Lady midday
Leszi
Likho
Nightingale the Robber
Polevik
Skrzak
Slavic dragon
Stuhać
Topielec
Vampire
Vodyanoy

Turkish Folklore
Abasi
Abra
Alkarisi
Badi Kara
Çarsamba Karisi
Demirkiynak
Germakoçi
Gûlyabâni
Hinkir Munkur
Hirtik
Hortlak
Itbarak
Karabasan
Karakoncolos
Kamos
Kara Kirnak
Kara Korsak
Karakura
Meran
Öcü
Umacı
Yutpa


i am really into Cryptozoology