Nov 15, 2006

the baby's mother and how that makes me feel



"
My Grandma drank all my pot.

I'm right on top of that Rose."

All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

My name is J.P. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

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