SCUM

Valerie Solanas asked me to be her friend on facebook

her status thing what ever you call it said

"Valerie Solanas is 72 years old, still busting up heterosexual couples like she was a teenager!"

she is perfect

naturally

now i am off to my country club for dinner with my mothers friend phyllis

lets hope she can help sort out they crazy in my mind.


also

"good book, warm tea, sharp knife" ohhh vanessa

more chonga pics to come... duh

jaimie is here

from some Mexican newspaper called Milenio. The translation: "A world so complex needs a good explanation." i thought it was funny.

all you need

http://www.goog.com/

urinary schurinary

when i am at work i have to pee every second. litterly. i have to go now and i went ten minutes ago at 3:20 and i have to go again. did i mention i also went at 3:05 and 2:30... they arnt real pees either... half the time i sit on the toilet and wait and then turn on the water and cant pee so i go back to my desk and then its like i realllyyyy have to go. i think marco must think i am crazy or somehting cause all i do is go back and forth. well now i really have to go.

few things

so i would rather sleep with my father then alan

also when i think about sleeping with alan or him touching my arm or him i dry gag

im a mess

few things

should i move?

should i move to LA?

should i move to NYC?

should i go to Israel for 5 months?

should i do somthing else?

what should i do?

what do i want to do?

what do i want to be?

do i want to keep working here? (thats a HELLS TO THE NO)

have i lost my mind?

is it normal to not be normal?

should i be a stand up comedian?

am i funny?

do you think i am pretty?

do you care?

what should i do with my life?

if i did stay here what would the reason be?

do i want to stay in boston?

do i want to go back to school?

do i want to find some weird program or something?

will i ever learn to read or spell?

do you think im pretty?





HELLLLLPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

von dutch trucker hats

i want to go to africa to save the children.

im also thinking about goign to israel for 5 months to do some things but keep i dont know... im also thinking about moving away from boston cause im kinda over it and i want to move someplace and do something i just dont know

help

tell me what to do

i am in florida

and yesterday i went to sammys bat mitzvah, leo was my date and he is amazing! i think i am kinda secretly in love with him but maybe its not that much of a secret cause i think everyone is in love with him... or at least they should be because he is amazing

i was thinking about all the amazing friends i have and i really do love them all

friends tell me what i should do with my life

and my father is becoming a flight atendent